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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

ilikegingerz:

yunnanmom:

popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

There are no words to express how excited I am for season 2!!!!!

CAM I CANT WAIT TO WATCH WITH YOU !!!!

glassesanddreads:

wait do you realize

some people get to see the first episode of orphan black

TODAY

T  O  D  A  Y

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alisonwithagluegun:

Clone club, raise your hand if you wish you were in New York right now:

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cophinescockerspaniels:

I called her gorgeous and she called me gorgeous and I introduced myself and she said enchantee and GAVE ME JELLO and a muffin I’m dying

cophinescockerspaniels:

I called her gorgeous and she called me gorgeous and I introduced myself and she said enchantee and GAVE ME JELLO and a muffin I’m dying

kardashy:

my friends grandma got her something from hollister as a gift but apparently she didnt like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it

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